Decision 102 was a doozy. It was the one where our hero, Captain Obvious, had to choose between two equally terrible options.

A) The first option was to eat a whole pizza by himself and risk certain stomach discomfort for weeks to come.

B) The second option was to split the pizza with his trusty sidekick, Balthazar McSnively.

With great deliberation, Captain Obvious chose... C) to do a backflip off the couch while shouting 'BUT WHY DID I CHOOSE THIS OPTION?!' at the top of his lungs!

Learn more about Decision 101, where Captain Obvious chose between two equally terrible socks. Read about Decision 103, where our hero had to decide between two equally terrible hairstyles.