Here's the list:
- Tap water: Because who needs filters when you can just drink out of a questionable faucet?
- Spring water: The original hipster drink.
- Filtered water: For when you want to pretend you're a scientist.
- Fountain water: Where the only filter is the one that keeps the pigeons out.
- Well water: The only water source that's still cool, even if it's not really cool.
- Bottled water: Where you can drink your way to debt, one water bottle at a time.