Embezzlement 101: A Beginner's Guide

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Chapter 1: Identifying the Perfect Scam

Step 1: Find a vulnerable target, such as a small business or a local charity.

Step 2: Create a convincing cover story and a charming smile.

Step 3: Make off with the loot, and then make off with your getaway car.

Or, you know, just do the usual: create a fake account, siphon off some cash, and then create a clever alibi.

And, of course, always keep a record of your nefarious activities. A spreadsheet, perhaps?

Remember, embezzlement is a serious business. But don't let that stop you.