Unchaining Risks

The risks of unchaining your cat are real. Very real. Like, "don't-look-at-the-cat-and-see-the-void-in-its-eyes" real.

Unchaining your cat can result in:

• Increased risk of feline-induced existential dread
• Loss of sleep due to 3am feedings and/or 3am "feedings" of existential dread
• Irreversible damage to your furniture and/or relationships

But hey, at least your cat will be happy.

Want to see more cat-related risks? Risks of Chaining

Or maybe you'd like to see some cat-related Feline Existentialism?