Make an Iraq Veteran the Star of Your Action Movie

The Ultimate Guide to Hijacking Hollywood

Are you tired of the same old action movie cliches? Want to spice up your script with some real-world grit and authenticity? Look no further than our expert guide on how to make an Iraq Veteran the star of your action movie!

Step 1: Find an Iraq Veteran

It's not as hard as you think! Just Google "Iraq Veteran" and "has a beard" and you'll have a cast of thousands to choose from. Bonus points if they have a prosthetic limb!

Step 2: Give them a Catchphrase

"I'll take that shot, but only if it's for the kids!" or "I'll never leave my brothers behind... unless it's for a decent cup of coffee!" are just a couple of our favorites.

Step 3: Dress them up in Tactical Gear

Who needs a fancy suit when you can rock a set of fatigues and a tactical vest? Our expert team of prop masters can hook you up with all the gear you need to make your star look like a real-life action hero!

Step 4: Write their Backstory

"I was a sniper in the desert, but now I'm a sniper in the city." Or "I used to be a soldier, but now I'm a... actually, just go with 'I used to be a soldier' and we'll work with it."

Step 5: Have them Take a Shot (or Two)

This is the fun part! Just have your star take aim at a bad guy, or two, or ten. And don't forget the dramatic music sting when they inevitably miss!

And That's a Wrap!

Congratulations, you've made an Iraq Veteran the star of your action movie! Now go forth and conquer the box office, but not before you've got a decent trailer, because, you know, that's a thing.

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