The Decisions Division

Welcome to the Decisions Division, where the fate of the galaxy is decided.

Equipment List

Decision-Maker 3000 - A machine that makes decisions for you, but not for you.
Robotron 9000 - A robot that will make you laugh, but also possibly cry.
Decision-O-Matic - A device that will make you feel good, but not really.
Thought-Disruptor - A device that will make you question your choices.

Remember, the fate of the galaxy is in our hands, and by "our" I mean the Decisions Division. Don't blame us when things go wrong.