Exiting: A Guide to Not Being Alone (But Also Being Alone)
Chapter 1: Realizing You're Not Alone (But Actually You're a Hermit)
Step 1: Acknowledge that you're not actually alone. Like, not even close. There's a Netflix show on in the background, but that's not the point. The point is, you've got 17 plants, a cat, and a stack of unwritten novels on your coffee table. That's not a sign of being alone; that's just being an adult with responsibilities.
Don't Rush, Just Ask for Help
When you're feeling overwhelmed, don't panic! Just call your neighbor's mom. She's got a mean poker face and a better Wi-Fi signal.
Leave the Kitchen While They're Not Looking
Timing is everything! Make like you're just, uh, 'taking out the trash' while you're really 'taking a break.' Bonus points if you can sneak a snack!