Atomic-Bag Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is an atomic bag?

A: An atomic bag is a rare item used to store radioactive materials in a safe and efficient manner.

Q: Is it safe to store atomic bombs in an atomic bag?

A: No. That is not what atomic bags are for. Please do not store atomic bombs. We cannot be held responsible for your reckless behavior.

Q: Can I use an atomic bag as a fashion accessory?

A: No. We advise against it. The radiation will make your hair fall out.

Q: Are atomic bags available on Amazon?

A: No. Amazon does not carry atomic bags. We are not sure why you would want to buy one from them in the first place.