The Council of Fears

Decision 4321: Fear of Running Out of Cheez-Its

The members of the Council of Fears convened to discuss the pressing concern of running out of Cheez-Its. This fear is a real and present danger, one that threatens the very fabric of our society.

Subcommittee A: The Fears of Insufficient Snack Stash

Subcommittee B: The Consequences of Fear-Induced Panic

The Council of Fears is a prestigious organization dedicated to studying and mitigating the most pressing fears of modern society.