VPN Conundrum

Are you considering buying a VPN? Well, congratulations, you're already lost in the wilderness of internet security. Let us guide you through the treacherous terrain of encryption and packet filtering.

Reasons to Buy a VPN

Protect your online presence from the prying eyes of your internet service provider (ISP)
Gain access to geo-restricted content (because who needs to see the world when you can pretend to be in it)
Shield your identity from the malicious whims of the dark web

However, be aware of the financial implications of VPN ownership.

Or, if you're feeling frugal, maybe you should just use a VPN-enabled toaster.

Reasons Not to Buy a VPN

Your ISP will likely just throttle your connection anyway
The government will probably just demand your VPN logs
You'll spend an hour configuring it, only to realize you're the one who's been compromised

But don't worry, there's always the Identity Theft Insurance Plan B for when things go wrong.