We're glad you're considering investing in timeshares. It's a decision that requires careful thought, but we're here to guide you through the process.
Carefully curated timeshares available for purchase include:
- Timeshares in exotic destinations, perfect for your next corporate meeting!
- Luxury underwater homes for the discerning investor!
- Eco-friendly villages for the environmentally conscious investor!
Risk Disclaimer
We cannot stress enough that timeshares are an extremely high-risk, extremely high-reward investment. Please be aware of the following potential pitfalls:
- You may never get to actually live in the timeshare, but we'll send you a nice postcard.
- The resale value of the timeshare may be lower than expected, but who needs actual value when you have a fancy brochure?
- The maintenance costs of the timeshare may be higher than your life insurance premiums, but hey, at least it's a good conversation starter at cocktail parties.