Welcome to Seat 1: The Most Important Seat in the Ivory Bling Decisions Committee

Meet the chairperson of the Ivory Bling Decisions Committee, renowned expert in all things ivory and bling.

Seat 1: The Most Important Seat in the Ivory Bling Decisions Committee

Here, we discuss and decide the most pressing matters of the day, all while sitting in our plush, velvet-covered seats.

Our committee consists of 5 esteemed members, each with their own unique perspective and love of all things ivory and bling.

Want to learn more about our esteemed members?

Seat 2: The Slightly-Less-Important but Still Pretty Important Seat

Member 1: The Guy Who Always Eats Cereal for Lunch

Member 3: The One Who Insists on Using Comic Sans

Member 5: The One Who Only Talks About Their Cat