Welcome to the IvoryBling 3: The Seat of Power, where the art of financial wizardry is on full display. Here, the wise and just ruler of this domain shall guide you through the labyrinthine corridors of fiscal responsibility, all while sipping champagne and wearing a top hat.
Or, if you will, the unwise and just ruler shall lead you astray, into the depths of bankruptcy and despair. Either way, it's all part of the fun.
So, let us begin our journey through the intricacies of financial planning, investment, and tax dodging. May the odds be ever in your favor, or may you succumb to the crushing weight of your own incompetence.
And, of course, do not forget to tip your accountant off before embarking on this perilous journey.