A group of high-stakes, high-reward investment managers who have mastered the art of making money from nothing.
Located deep within the belly of the financial ivory tower, we've got the inside scoop on the latest and greatest investment strategies.
Our team of experts has been trained in the ancient art of financial wizardry, and our predictions are never wrong... or are they?
We're not just investment managers, we're financial seers, prophets, and sages. We see the future, and it's always green.
Or is it red?
We're not here to give you financial advice, we're here to give you financial entertainment.
So sit back, relax, and let us guide you through the wild world of Seat 5's financial wizardry.
Or, you know, just go ahead and invest your life savings into our latest scheme. We promise it'll be a good time.
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Seat 5-10: The Next Generation
Seat 5-20: The Financial Oracle