Financial Requirements: The Never-Ending To-Do List
Welcome to the most exciting, most thrilling, most utterly mind-numbing financial planning experience of your life!
Here's a list of our current financial requirements:
- Buy more coffee. We're talking industrial quantities. ($10,000,000)
- Invest in a collection of rare, exotic cheeses. ($5,000,000)
- Develop a time machine to go back and prevent the 2008 financial crisis. ($1,000,000,000)
- Build a wall around the country to keep all the freeloaders out. ($500,000,000)
- Buy more cat food. We're talking catnip, scratching posts, and laser pointers. ($2,000,000)
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