Decisions / Finding the Leader: The Search for the Chosen One

Option 1: The Unconquerable

Meet our fearless leader, Bob. He's been in charge for 20 years and still can't remember what he had for breakfast.

Our next contender is Jane, who has been searching for hidden meaning in the cafeteria's free breadsticks for weeks.

And last, but certainly not least, there's Dave, who's been known to flip a coin to make every decision, just for the fun of it.

Or maybe, just maybe, we should just give the job to the coffee machine. It's not like it's going to make a difference, anyway.

We're not saying it's a bad choice, but have you seen our current CEO's haircut? It's... something.