It's a difficult decision, but someone has to do it.
After careful consideration, we've narrowed it down to two candidates: Bob and Steve.
Meet Bob has a proven track record of making questionable life choices, but his charisma is unmatched.
Meet Steve has a PhD in Management from a reputable university, but his beard is suspiciously full of dust.
Decide for yourself.
Learn more about our selection criteria prophets and saviors of the company.