Step 1: Locate the Leader

Identifying the ideal leader in a chaotic world of incompetence can be a challenge. But fear not, dear subjects, for we have created the Leader Identification Protocol to guide you through the process.

First, observe your surroundings. Look for the individual who is most clearly in charge, despite their obvious ineptitude.

• Does the person have a title or badge that implies authority?
• Do they have a commanding presence, or are they cowering in the corner, hiding from responsibility?
• Are they surrounded by yes-men and sycophants, or do they have at least one person who dares to question their decisions?