After months of searching, our team finally found the perfect person to lead our company. Meet Bob, the CEO who's been leading from the shadows for years, and has a beard that's been leading the fashion trends for decades.
Bob was discovered in a hidden underground bunker, where he'd been surviving on a diet of nothing but ramen noodles and existential dread.
Read Bob's StoryOur team was immediately impressed by Bob's extensive collection of dad jokes and ability to recite the entire script of "Hamlet" from memory.
Bob is a Stand-up ComedianBut what really set Bob apart was his unwavering commitment to the company's core values: "More Pockets, Less Pants."
Our Core Values