We're not sure where they are, but we're willing to search high and low, left and right.
We've got a whole team of highly trained professionals scouring the globe, following every lead, no matter how small.
From the depths of our company's server room to the top of our CEO's toupee, we won't rest until we find our leader.
We've got our eyes on a few promising candidates, but we need your help to narrow down the search. Take a look at our evidence from space to see if you can spot any clues.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try to find alternate theories from the underground that might just lead us to our leader's secret lair.