Phase 1 Bureaucratic Shift

After months of deliberation, we are pleased to announce that the new leader has been selected. However, due to unforeseen circumstances, they have gone missing. Last seen wearing a bright orange jumpsuit and a 'I'm with Stupid' t-shirt, our leader has vanished into the depths of the company's break room.

Our team has been dispatched to scour the break room, but so far, they've found nothing but a half-eaten sandwich and a cryptic note that reads:

Phase 2: The Missing Leader

Stay tuned for further updates.