Quantum Bag Safety
Are you tired of your bag being eaten by a black hole? Do you want to avoid the existential dread of having your belongings spontaneously combust in the presence of a gravitational wave?
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Don't worry, we've got you covered. Our team of highly trained quantum physicists have created a comprehensive guide to avoiding the worst-case scenarios.
Quantum Bag Safety Protocols
- Always carry a spare bag in case of emergency
- Never wear a bag near a black hole
- Use a quantum-proof bag
- Never trust a bag that's been near a gravitational wave
And remember, safety is just a bag away.