In a shocking revelation, researchers have discovered that avocados are, in fact, sentient beings with the ability to influence our decisions.
This quantum phenomenon, known as 'Avocado-induced Decision Uncertainty' (ADU), has left scientists baffled and philosophers bewildered.
As we navigate the complexities of ADU, we must consider the implications on our daily lives: should we choose the ripest avocado or the trendiest one?
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