Should I Eat That Avocado?

It's a question that has puzzled the greatest minds for centuries: should you eat that avocado? The answer, of course, is not as simple as it seems. On one hand, the creamy, green flesh is a delicacy that's been touted as the epitome of healthy eating. On the other hand, the pit is a pit of doom, a symbol of the perils of indulgence.

But fear not, dear consumer, for we have devised a scientific test to determine the Ripe Factor of your avocado.

Take the Ripe Test to see if you should eat that avocado or let it ripen in peace.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Avocado Pit Pizza, a dish so bold, it'll make you question everything you thought you knew about fruit.

Or, for the truly masochistic, Avocado Bitter Soup - a culinary abomination that will haunt your taste buds forever.