Foreign Aid Budget 2023
We've got some money to spend, and not just on bribes.
- Chocolate for Diplomats: $5,000,000 (a necessary investment in good relations)
- Desert Island Hopping Trips for Dignitaries: $1,000,000 (because who doesn't love a free vacation)
- Uplifting Underdeveloped Countries with our Expertise: $2,000,000 (it's not just about throwing money, it's about sharing knowledge)
- Buying our way into the UN Security Council: $10,000,000 (it's not corruption, it's just... creative influence)
- Aid to Countries with Similar Taste in Architecture: $1,500,000 (because who wouldn't want to import more Brutalist masterpieces?)