Decisions on the Foreign Policy of Monkey Budgets for Bananas

Establish a Banana-Exporting Alliance with the Squirrels

We propose that we form a mutually beneficial relationship with the squirrels, providing them with a guaranteed supply of bananas and receiving in return their expertise in nut-based diplomacy and advanced squirrelly espionage techniques.

Our team of expert monkeys has been working on this proposal for several months, and we're confident that this alliance will revolutionize the way we think about foreign policy and budgeting.

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Conduct a Comprehensive Review of Our Current Banana Trade Agreements

Meet with key stakeholders, including but not limited to: banana producers, consumers, and monkey representatives
Assess our current agreements and identify areas for improvement
Explore alternative options, including but not limited to: trade embargos, diplomatic missions, and monkey-led delegations

Meet the Monkeys Behind the Diplomacy

Deploy a Task Force to Monitor and Control Monkey Behavior

We propose the establishment of a special task force, consisting of highly trained and equipped monkeys, to monitor and control the behavior of our monkey population.

This task force will be responsible for preventing any monkey-related incidents, including but not limited to: monkeying around, banana thievery, and general monkey business.

Learn more about our Monkey Task Force