MINISTRY OF MONKEY BUSINESS: FOREIGN POLICY DIRECTIVE

BY THE HONORABLE MONKEY MINISTER

DECREE NO. 42

CONCERNING THE ESTABLISHMENT OF MONKEY COLONIES ON THE PLANET ZORGON

WHEREAS, it has come to my attention that the planet Zorgon has a thriving market for artisanal banana jam;

BE IT HERBY ORDERED, that we establish a network of monkey colonies on the planet Zorgon to exploit this resource.

ARTICLE I: MONKEY COLONY ESTABLISHMENT

Section 1.1: The Ministry of Monkey Business shall establish three (3) monkey colonies on the planet Zorgon, each with a capacity of 5000 monkeys.

• Monkey Colony Regulations

ARTICLE II: MONKEY LABOR PRACTICES

Section 2.1: Monkeys shall be employed in the production of artisanal banana jam, with a 4-day workweek and a 1-hour lunch break.

Section 2.2: Monkeys shall be paid in bananas, with a bonus for meeting production targets.

• Monkey Labor Practices