Welcome to the official Monkey Diplomacy foreign policy department. We are the most esteemed and powerful monkey delegation in the world. Our mission is to make the world a better place, one banana-filled backroom deal at a time.
Our current foreign policy agenda includes:
- Establishing a global network of monkey-influenced governments to further our interests.
- Exporting high-quality monkey-made goods, such as artisanal banana jam and expertly crafted coconuts.
- Hosting exclusive, invite-only monkey-only conferences at exotic locations.
- Creating a global monkey reserve program to protect and preserve our species.
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