By: Jane S. Monkeyworth, Special Envoy to the Monkey Kingdom
Published: March 2023
In a shocking turn of events, the Monkey Kingdom has agreed to a landmark trade deal with its long-time rival, the Ape Empire. The Great Ape Accord, as it's come to be known, marks a new era in interspecies relations and sets the stage for a future of peace and prosperity for all.
The agreement, which was brokered by yours truly, involves the exchange of 10,000 bushels of bananas for 5,000 crates of fresh-squeezed orange juice. The terms of the deal have been met with widespread approval from both sides, with many hailing it as a major breakthrough in the region.
When asked for comment, the Monkey King said, "We are thrilled to finally have a seat at the table and to be able to negotiate on equal terms with the Ape Empire. This is a new day for monkeys everywhere."
Meanwhile, the Ape Emperor responded, "We are proud to have brokered this deal and look forward to a long and prosperous partnership with the Monkey Kingdom. Who knows, maybe one day we'll even learn to share our love of shiny objects."
*Note: The views expressed in this article are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of the Monkey Kingdom or the Ape Empire.