Chapter 3: Alien Invasions
We've all seen those '80s sci-fi movies where humans defend against an alien invasion. But what if the tables turn? What if it's us invading the aliens?
According to our research, most aliens don't actually care about human life. They're just trying to figure out why you're all so... loud.
So here's a step-by-step guide to invading alien worlds with minimal risk of, you know, getting shot or enslaved:
- Step 1: Gather intel on alien species. Study their weaknesses. Like, do they have any actual technology that's better than ours?
- Step 2: Develop a distraction. You know, like, create a fake alien invasion or something. See if it's enough to throw them off our scent.
- Step 3: Infiltrate their society. Use disguises. Like, wear their clothes and stuff.
- Step 4: Negotiate the terms of your invasion. Be firm, but polite. Remember, we're here to learn.
Subchapter 3.1: Alien Disguise Tips
Dress like the locals. It's not that hard, right? Just, uh, try to avoid any obvious human features.
Like, don't wear a 'USA' hat or a 'I'm With Stupid' t-shirt. That's just asking for it.