Protocol of Last Resort: A Guide to Saving the Planet

Introduction

In a world where the apocalypse is imminent, it's time to get drastic. This protocol outlines the final plan to save humanity, or at least the most interesting parts of it.

Step 1: Abandon all hope. We're talking about a full-scale evacuation of the planet. It's not just a drill.

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Step 2: Build an Ark. Not just any ark, mind you. This is a luxury ark with a state-of-the-art hydroponic garden, a well-stocked library, and a fully-stocked snack bar.

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Step 3: Infiltrate the alien mothership. Because, let's face it, they're the only ones who can help us at this point.

Find out more about Step 3: Infiltrate the Alien Mothership

And, of course, there's the bonus step: Party on the Intergalactic Space Station

Because, let's be real, if we're going down, we're going down in style.