Are pineapples the fruit of the gods? Or are they merely a fruit of questionable taste?
As you ponder the existential crisis of the pineapple, consider the following:
- Are pineapples a symbol of tropical paradise, or a symbol of the monotony of the fruit salad?
- Can you really trust a fruit that's both a fruit and a vegetable?
- Is it a sin to top a pizza with pineapple, or is it a culinary sin?