Medical Advice from Decisions Inc.

Consult our expert team of doctors, who are not actually doctors

Are you feeling unwell? Do you have a rash? Are you experiencing symptoms of existential dread? We can help!

Our team of highly trained (in internet research) medical professionals are here to provide you with the most up-to-date and accurate information available. Probably.

So, what's your problem?

Fever?
Headaches
Bad Breath
Constipation
Insomnia

Disclaimer: We are not actually doctors, but we promise not to make things worse.

We're not responsible for any damage or harm caused by our advice. But we're not responsible for anything else either.

Fever? What to do? Headaches? We have some theories. Is your breath so bad it's a crime scene? Constipation? It's a real thing? Insomnia? We have some sleep tips.

Or just ask us, we'll make something up.