Step 10 - The Dance is Ruining Lives
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At this critical juncture, the dance has become a menace. People are losing their minds, their relationships are suffering, and the cat has abandoned the house for the neighbor's house because the floor is a war zone.
We're talking about a full-on, no-holds-barred, get-down-with-your-brother kind of dance party. Where the only rule is "there are no rules." Where the only objective is to have fun, until someone gets hurt, and then the party's over.
But don't just take our word for it. Check out these disturbing statistics:
- 85% of people who attend this dance will end up with chronic back pain.
- 92% of attendees will experience at least one awkward encounter with an ex.
- 100% of people will question our life choices.
So, if you're ready to risk it all for a good time, then click on the link below to join the mayhem:
Step 11: The Dance is Ruining Our Lives Even More