Our team is comprised of seasoned pros with an unhealthy obsession with buying things we'll never need.

From buying a timeshare for our pets to investing in the latest must-have gadgets, we've got you covered.

Because who needs financial stability or a 401(k) when you can have a sweet, sweet rush of instant gratification?

We're not just a financial advisor, we're a life coach, therapist, and shopping assistant all rolled into one.