After careful consideration, we present to you our plans for the new server farm:
Cluster Size: 1000+ servers. Because, Why Not?
Server Specs: 64GB of RAM. More than you'll ever need. Probably.
Power Consumption: 5000 watts. Because, Efficiency is overrated.
Upgrade Plans: Every 5 years. When the servers are still working, we'll upgrade them.
Backup Plans: 3 2TB hard drives. Because, 1 isn't enough.
Cool Stuff: We'll add it when we think of it.
Because, let's face it, someone has to decide these things. Might as well be us.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, highly opinionated engineers will guide you through the process of choosing the perfect infrastructure for your needs.
Or, you know, just use our defaults. We won't judge.