Are you tired of the same old reality? Well, so are we. That's why we're offering interdimensional cheese travel - because who needs the tedium of the mundane when you can travel to a world where the skies are a deep shade of chartreuse and the trees are made of solidified cheddar?
Our expert guides will take you on a journey through the infinite expanse of the multiverse, pointing out the best places to stop for a snack of Gruyère and the most scenic routes through the Gouda countryside.
Best Cheese Destinations Cheese Travel Rules Cheese Travel Safety ProtocolsDon't even think about bringing a cheese hat, you'll be forced to surrender it at the border.
Don't try to sneak in a cheese wedge, our scanners are top-notch.
Don't even think about trying to trade a wheel of cheddar for a ride on the Gouda Express, you'll be disappointed.
We take the safety of our travelers very seriously, but don't worry, we've got you covered. Our interdimensional cheese travel insurance policy includes: