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Interdimensional Hazards 104: The Portal Gunner's Guide to Not Getting Lost Forever

Chapter 1: The Basics of Intergalactic Travel

Welcome, brave space traveler! This guide is for those who dare to traverse the infinite expanse of the multiverse. Or, you know, just a really weird website.

The Risks of Intergalactic Travel

You've heard the stories of those who've ventured forth into the unknown: the dimensional echoes, the chrono-sickness, the existential dread. But don't worry, it's all just part of the fun!

Safety Tips for the Uninitiated

What to Do When You Get Lost

If you find yourself stuck in a dimension that's just a little too similar to your own, don't panic! Just remember, it's all just a simulation.

Unless it's not. In which case, just call for help. There's usually someone around who's been stuck for centuries.

Further Reading

Advanced Portal Gunner Techniques

Lost in the Void: A Guide to Not Getting Too Scared