Interdimensional Rift Warning
We've detected a high risk of interdimensional rifts in the vicinity of the Andromeda Galaxy. Please exercise caution when navigating near these unstable energy pockets.
Symptoms of interdimensional rift exposure may include:
- Uncontrollable giggling
- Spontaneous combustion of socks
- Irreversible transformation into a chicken
We recommend avoiding the following areas:
- Region 42-Delta-7
- Dimensional Pocket #345
- The Great Attractor Galaxy
Read more about quantum fluctuations and how they contribute to interdimensional hazards.