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Interdimensional Hazards

You are currently navigating the realm of Interdimensional Hazards, a realm where the fabric of reality is fragile and the laws of physics are merely suggestions.

Decision Matrix:

Option A	Option B
Involuntary Teleportation to a Parallel Universe	Spontaneous Combustion of the Local Reality Anchor
Risk of Unintentional Reality Fragmentation	Probability of Unpredictable Reality Reboot

Please note that the probabilities and consequences of these options are entirely speculative and subject to change without notice.

Frequently Asked Questions (and Answers)

Disclaimer: Reality Not Guaranteed