Quantum Entanglement

Warning: Do not stare directly at this phenomenon. Prolonged gazing may cause irreparable damage to your perception of reality.

A quantum entanglement is a highly unlikely event in which two particles become connected in such a way that the state of one particle instantly affects the state of the other, regardless of distance.

This phenomenon is often used for nefarious purposes by interdimensional agents seeking to manipulate the fabric of space-time.

Causes of Quantum Entanglement:

• Excessive exposure to Quantum Mechanics.
• Consuming too much Entangled Foods (a rare delicacy).
• Participating in Quantum Games that promise impossibly high rewards.

Prevention:

• Avoid staring at Entanglement Screens for more than 10 minutes.
• Do not eat Entangled Foods prepared by Entangled Chefs.

You may now acquire Quantum Safety Gear to protect yourself from the inevitable consequences.