Interdimensional Hazards: Time Loops
Warning: Time Loops are not for the faint of heart. They're for the bold, the daring, and the slightly unhinged.
Time Loop 1: The Never-Ending Meeting
You'll find yourself stuck in a meeting with a coworker who won't leave. They'll just keep coming back, day after day, with the same PowerPoint presentation.
Causes:
- Overuse of the phrase "synergy" in a meeting.
- Unrelenting use of jargon in a presentation.
- Uncontrollable urge to check email during the meeting.
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Time Loop 2: The Infinite To-Do List
You'll find yourself stuck on a never-ending To-Do list that just won't get checked off. Tasks will just keep getting added, and you'll be trapped forever.
Causes:
- Uncontrollable love of productivity apps.
- Unrelenting fear of missing a deadline.
- Unending stream of emails asking for updates.
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Time Loop 3: The Never-Ending Loop of Procrastination
You'll find yourself stuck in a never-ending loop of watching cat videos, playing video games, and scrolling through social media.
Causes:
- Uncontrollable addiction to cat videos.
- Unrelenting fear of doing actual work.
- Unending supply of free time.
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