Wrinkle Philosophy: A Guide to Ironing Like the Pros

In a world where wrinkles are the ultimate foe, one must adapt, not just iron, but philosophize. Our wrinkle experts have distilled the art of smoothness into a few, pithy principles:

• Embracing the wrinkle: Learn to love the character that wrinkles bring to one's face. After all, a few lines can make you look like you've lived.
• The iron is your friend: A hot iron can smooth, but a hot head can be more effective. Use it to smooth out the rough edges of life, but not too hot, lest you scorch.
• Steam and repeat: Like Sisyphus, we're all pushing boulders of wrinkles, but with steam and repetition, even the sturdiest of creases can be tamed.

And remember, a wrinkle is just a wrinkle. It's not the end of the world, but it's not a crease-less dream either. Find your own path to smoothness, and may the fabric of time stand still.