Justifying Your Spouse

For when your significant other is being completely unreasonable.

Advanced Techniques

1. 1. Deny responsibility.
2. 2. Use the "but you did it" defense.
3. 3. Claim you're allergic to chores.
4. 4. Insist the cat is the real culprit.

For more advanced techniques, see:

The Ancient Art of Procrastination

Justifying Your Spouse as a Sport

Justifying Your Spouse with Advanced Math