I'm a visionary, I have big plans, and they all require an extra hour or two in bed.
My bed is a sanctuary, a place where the world can't bother me with its noise and its demands.
I'm conserving energy for something more important: binge-watching Netflix and eating Cheetos.
My couch is my canvas, my controller is my muse, and my blanket is my confidant.
It's not procrastination, it's research – I'm gathering information about the art of doing absolutely nothing.