Underwater Rat Rules
When in the presence of a rat, always remember:
- 1. Never underestimate the power of a rat's stare. It's like they're judging you, but also kind of mesmerizing.
- 2. Always bring snacks. They're not as expensive as you think, and the rat's approval is worth every fish stick.
- 3. Never, EVER trust a rat with a shiny object. They'll take it, and you'll end up with a hole in your treasure chest.
Sea Serpent Safety Precautions | Rat Protocol for Deep Diving
"I'm not bossy, I'm just guiding you." - Rat #1, CARO Council Member