Decision 3: Krill Task 1 - The Unmitigated Disaster

Objective:

Determine the optimal way to reorganize the krill's kitchen, taking into account the krill's love of sparkly things and its disdain for beige anything.

Background:

The krill's current kitchen is a disaster, with dishes piling up like the krill's ego after last week's molt.

Every surface is smeared with last night's pizza sauce, and the air reeks of desperation.

Options:

Recommendation:

We recommend Option 1: Sparkly Sink, Beige Frenzy, for its sheer audacity and disregard for the krill's well-being.

But, honestly, who cares? The krill's kitchen will probably just end up like this no matter what we do:

A mess of krill kitchen proportions

References:

Krill Times