Decisions of Last Night
What happened to the toilet?
It was a mystery that baffled the inhabitants of the house for weeks. The toilet paper roll was still spinning, but the seat was still up. The toilet paper was still on the roll, but the roll was still in the toilet.
Who ate the last cookie?
It was a heinous crime, committed by none other than our very own, Cookie Gate.
Should I learn to play the ukulele?
Yes, yes, yes! With the current state of global affairs, learning to play the ukulele is the least of your worries.