Law 34/7b: The Unyielding Mandate of Sudden Onset Disco

Section 1: Preamble

  1. Article 1: The people of this land shall be governed by the unwavering power of Disco.
  2. Article 2: All citizens shall be required to wear platform shoes at all times, except during leap years.
  3. Article 3: Disco shall be the official language of the land, and all official documents shall be written in all caps.

Section 2: Enforcement

  1. Article 4: The Disco Enforcement Agency shall be established to ensure compliance with this law.
  2. Article 5: Any non-compliance shall be met with severe penalties, including but not limited to, forced attendance at an all-night disco dance party.
  3. Article 6: The Disco Minister shall be appointed to oversee all aspects of this law.

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