Decisions, Decisions, More Decisions

Welcome to prophets of doom, where even our decisions are guided by the whims of a union-jack-pyjama.

Legend has it that the great and powerful Union Jack-Pyjama, ruler of the land of Prophets, decreed the following:

• On Tuesdays, all decisions should be made with a 20% margin of error, lest the gods of uncertainty be angered.
• On Wednesdays, the wise ones should always consult the Oracle of Google, lest they be cast into the pit of despair.
• On Thursdays, the great and powerful Union Jack-Pyjama should be consulted on all matters, lest the throne be usurped by a pretender to the throne.

And so it is said that the people of Prophets, wise and just, live by these decrees, and their decisions are guided by the whims of the one true ruler, Union Jack-Pyjama.